If you’re a PittsburghButchers.com reader, you know we’re obsessed with quality protein, unique flavors, and snacks that fit a keto or carnivore lifestyle. Today, we’re diving into the wild world of Mythical Meats—a Pennsylvania-based company redefining jerky and meat sticks with exotic blends, fantasy themes, and a cult following among Dungeons & Dragons fans and adventurous eaters alike.
What Are Mythical Meats?
Mythical Meats crafts small-batch, USDA-inspected meat sticks and jerky inspired by mythical creatures and fantasy characters. Their flagship products include variety packs where each stick represents a D&D class or legendary beast, combining meats like buffalo, elk, duck, camel, yak, and alligator with creative seasonings. Founded in 2019 by Matthew Kelly, Mythical Meats is headquartered in Camp Hill, Pennsylvania, and is available online and at select retailers nationwide.
“We want to give people something that tastes wonderful, sparks curiosity, and makes them smile and laugh.”
— Matthew Kelly, founder of Mythical Meats
Where to Buy
You can order directly from mythicalmeats.com or find them at specialty shops, comic stores, and select local retailers. Their store locator lists outlets across the US, including several in Pennsylvania. Or order here and give me a small slice of the pie – mythical meats.
Dungeons & Dragons Variety Pack: Flavor Summaries & Ingredients
The D&D Adventurer’s Rations pack features 12 distinct sticks, each themed after a character class. Here’s a breakdown of each flavor, its main ingredients, and the sugar content focus:
| Class | Flavor & Meats | Notable Ingredients & Sugar Sources |
|---|---|---|
| Bard | Buffalo Style Chicken & Beef | Dextrose, Maltodextrin, Cayenne Sauce |
| Barbarian | Sriracha Duck, Beef & Chicken | Sugar, Sriracha Powder, Habanero, Paprika |
| Cleric | Teriyaki Wild Boar & Beef | Sugar, Soy Sauce Powder, Pineapple Juice |
| Druid | Honey BBQ Turkey & Beef | Honey Powder (Cane Sugar, Honey), Brown Sugar |
| Fighter | Jalapeno Elk & Beef | Brown Sugar, Sugar, Jalapeno |
| Monk | Sweet & Spicy Beef & Buffalo | Brown Sugar, Chili Powder, Multiple Peppers |
| Paladin | BBQ Camel & Beef | Sugar, Molasses Powder |
| Ranger | Hickory Smoked Venison & Beef | Brown Sugar |
| Rogue | Slow Burn Alligator, Beef & Pork | Brown Sugar, Corn Syrup Solids |
| Sorcerer | Habanero BBQ Pork & Beef | Sugar |
| Warlock | Honey Ham Pork | Dry Honey, Dextrose, Sugar, Maple Sugar |
| Wizard | Chipotle Garlic Beef & Yak | Brown Sugar |
Key Takeaway:
Every stick contains some form of sugar or sweetener (sugar, brown sugar, dextrose, honey, or corn syrup solids), typically in small amounts.
Nutrition Facts & Sugar Content
While exact macros per stick vary by flavor, here’s what you need to know:
- Protein: Each stick is protein-rich, with most flavors delivering 6–9g of protein per serving.
- Fat: Fat content is moderate, ranging from 3–7g per stick, depending on the meat blend.
- Carbs & Sugar:
- Each stick contains 1–3g of total carbs, with 1–2g of sugar per serving on average.
- The sugar is primarily for flavor balance, preservation, and texture.
- Calories: Most sticks are 60–90 calories each.
- No artificial preservatives beyond sodium nitrite (a standard meat curing agent).
- Gluten-free options are available, but some sticks contain soy or wheat (notably teriyaki flavors).
Example Ingredients & Sugar Callouts
- Barbarian (Sriracha Duck): Sugar is listed as a primary ingredient, but the total sugar per stick is typically 1–2g.
- Druid (Honey BBQ Turkey): Contains honey powder and brown sugar; expect 2g sugar per stick.
- Rogue (Alligator): Uses brown sugar and corn syrup solids, but still less than 2g sugar per stick.
Keto & Carnivore Analysis: Are Mythical Meats OK in Moderation?
Keto Perspective
- Low Net Carbs: With 1–3g total carbs per stick, Mythical Meats fit within most keto macros, especially if you’re aiming for 20–50g net carbs per day.
- Minimal Sugar: The small sugar content (1–2g per stick) is unlikely to spike blood sugar or kick you out of ketosis unless you eat several sticks in one sitting.
- Clean Protein: High-quality, exotic meats provide varied amino acids and micronutrients.
Carnivore Perspective
- Not Zero Carb: Because of the added sugars, these are not strict carnivore foods. However, the carb content is minimal for most people following a relaxed carnivore or “carnivore-adjacent” diet.
- Occasional Treat: Mythical Meats make sense as an occasional snack, road trip fuel, or novelty treat—not a daily staple for strict carnivores.
Why Are They OK in Moderation?
- Preservation & Flavor: The small amount of sugar is used for preservation and to balance the bold flavors of exotic meats. It’s a tradeoff for shelf stability and taste.
- Portion Control: Each stick is individually wrapped, making it easy to enjoy one and move on.
- Better Than Most Snacks: Compared to mainstream jerky and meat sticks, which often have 5–10g sugar per serving, Mythical Meats are a lower-sugar option2.
Real Reviews: What Are People Saying?
- Adventurous Flavors: Fans rave about the unique combinations (“Best jerky I’ve ever had!”)
- Fun & Collectible: Themed packaging and fantasy tie-ins make them a hit at parties, conventions, and as gifts
- Quality: Small-batch production and USDA-inspected meats get high marks for freshness and taste.
- Repeat Buyers: Many customers return for new flavors and to share with friends.
Mythical Meats: The Bottom Line
Mythical Meats is a must-try for anyone who loves bold flavors, unique meats, and a touch of adventure in their snacking. While not zero-carb, each stick contains only 1–2g sugar—making them a smart, occasional treat for keto and carnivore followers who want something different without blowing their macros.
Pros
- Exotic, high-quality meats
- Creative, fantasy-inspired flavors
- Low in sugar compared to mainstream snacks
- Individually wrapped for portion control
- Fun for gifting and sharing
Cons
- Not strict zero-carb/carnivore
- Some flavors contain soy or wheat (check labels)
- Only available at select stores and online
VERY STRONG CALL TO ACTION
Ready to embark on a flavor quest?
Don’t settle for boring, sugary snacks that sabotage your keto or carnivore goals. Mythical Meats delivers protein, adventure, and fun in every bite—without the carb overload. Whether you’re a D&D fan, an adventurous eater, or just want to shake up your snack game, these sticks are the upgrade you’ve been craving.
Order your Mythical Meats today from PittsburghButchers.com and unlock a world of legendary flavors. Supplies are limited—grab your variety pack now and taste the adventure!
Mythical Meats Dungeons & Dragons Jerky Stick Variety Pack – 12 Jerky Sticks – MSG Free – $30
Frequently Asked Questions
Who owns Mythical Meats?
Matthew Kelly is the founder and owner, based in Camp Hill, Pennsylvania.
Who came up with the idea?
Matthew Kelly started Mythical Meats in 2019, inspired by fantasy gaming and a love for unique, high-quality meats.
Can you buy Mythical Meats in local stores?
Yes! Use their store locator to find shops near you, or buy directly from their website or through PittsburghButchers.com.
Final Word
If you’re serious about your protein, crave variety, and want a snack that fits your keto or carnivore lifestyle (in moderation), Mythical Meats is your next obsession.
Don’t wait—order now and taste the legend!
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